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My super power of choice is Telekinesis

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allidesu:

This is exactly how I ruin my best friend’s life on a regular basis.
Also, I couldn’t find the original post because the blog sourced doesn’t exist. Needless to say this isn’t my comic.

allidesu:

This is exactly how I ruin my best friend’s life on a regular basis.

Also, I couldn’t find the original post because the blog sourced doesn’t exist. Needless to say this isn’t my comic.

(via fuckyeahreading)

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michaelaranda:

themobilemovement:

Nope.
 

I keep seeing ads from AT&T here on Tumblr, and I usually end up feeling like I don’t quite understand what they’re saying. Like, in this one, is the girl responding with a strong “No,” to a booty call at 3 AM? If so, why is she outside, clapping her hands like she’s happy and she knows it? There’s daylight in that shot, so it’s clearly not 3 AM, unless she lives in Alaska and it’s the middle of August. Who decided that painting the house that shade of green was a good idea?  There is just so much I don’t understand about this. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

michaelaranda:

themobilemovement:

Nope.

 

I keep seeing ads from AT&T here on Tumblr, and I usually end up feeling like I don’t quite understand what they’re saying. Like, in this one, is the girl responding with a strong “No,” to a booty call at 3 AM? If so, why is she outside, clapping her hands like she’s happy and she knows it? There’s daylight in that shot, so it’s clearly not 3 AM, unless she lives in Alaska and it’s the middle of August. Who decided that painting the house that shade of green was a good idea?  There is just so much I don’t understand about this. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

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dragonageconfessions:

Confession: Why does default-hawk have the blood on their face? I mean it’s obviously not a scar it looks like you’re supposed to be able to instantly tell hey thats blood. They did it on purpose. Hawke why. Hawke you are a grown-ass woman it’s been seven years wash your damn face what are you doing.
 

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: Why does default-hawk have the blood on their face? I mean it’s obviously not a scar it looks like you’re supposed to be able to instantly tell hey thats blood. They did it on purpose. Hawke why. Hawke you are a grown-ass woman it’s been seven years wash your damn face what are you doing.

 

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dragonageconfessions:

Confession: I think the worst thing for me about living in Thedas would have to be the Spiders though. Like i’ll fight a darkspawn easy. I’ll f*ckin punch a dragon man, i dont give a f*ck. But those spiders? forget that man. You could house a family of 4 in those things. Forget that ok?
 

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: I think the worst thing for me about living in Thedas would have to be the Spiders though. Like i’ll fight a darkspawn easy. I’ll f*ckin punch a dragon man, i dont give a f*ck. But those spiders? forget that man. You could house a family of 4 in those things. Forget that ok?